Some unscientific numbers regarding foreigners

[ximen]

• Number of times I’ve seen other foreigners on the street: 11
• Number of times my roommate Bing has pointed out other foreigners by saying “Look, more of your kind” with well-feigned contempt: 5
• Number of times a Chinese person has told Bing that he’s practically a foreigner himself, what with the 10+ years he’s spent in the US: 1
• Number of times I have made eye contact with a foreigner and smiled: 9
• Number of times one of them has smiled back: 3
• Number of times one of them has hit on me: 1
• Number of times one of them has tried to get me to accept Jesus into my heart: 1
• Number of times a foreigner has given me a death glare instead of smiling back: 6
• Number of times a foreign has hit me with their bike: 1
• Number of foreigners who have apologized for hitting me with their bike: 0

I have theories about this, but I’m not sure my Typology of Foreigners in China is ready for publication.

Cross-posted from Archives and Stuff.

Comments

[bakeneko.livejournal.com]

I dunno, that data seems pretty legit to me.

[kitsuchan.livejournal.com]

Well, it's unscientific in that there's no control group and the sample is too small. We could call it "preliminary" instead.

How's MA?

[bakeneko.livejournal.com]

Hoooot. But otherwise good :D How's China? Are you researching, visiting, working?

[kitsuchan.livejournal.com]

Research! Or, I will be, once all my visa paperwork is in and I don't have an excuse to procrastinate anymore.